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Monday, April 20, 2009

Student Math

2 cans of tuna = 2 sandwiches.

2 cans of tuna + ranch dressing = 2.5 sandwiches

2 cans of tuna + 1/2 onion + ranch dressing = 3 sandwiches

2 cans of tuna + 1 gigantic onion + ranch dressing = 4 sandwiches

2 cans of tuna + 1 gigantic onion + ranch dressing + lettuce leaf = 4 very filling sandwiches

2 cans of tuna + 1 gigantic onion + half a head of lettuce + ranch dressing = 6 sandwiches.

Suddenly I'm seeing a pattern here.

hmm

2 chicken thighs = 2 sandwiches

2 chicken thighs + ranch dressing = 2 creamy sandwiches

2 chicken thighs + 1 gigantic onion + ranch dressing = 4 sandwiches

2 chicken thighs + 1 gigantic onion + ranch dressing + alot of lettuce = 6 sandwiches

Who says math does not apply in the real world?

3 comments:

~ Jules ~ said...

Dude. Open up KayJay's Sandwich Bar la. A Taste of Asia in a Western World. Then liberally sprinkle wasabi all over the stuff and say it's green mustard.

KAY JAY said...

@Jules, fooyoh.. so evil meh?

~ Jules ~ said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not evil... just demonstrating a bit of that Asian subtlety thing... ;)