Chapter L

Sometimes, only a cow will do.

Sometimes peanuts will make you sneeze,
sometimes eating them turns you blue.
Sometimes kangaroos like a breeze,
sometimes only a cow will do.

A cow will do, a cow will do
no angry queens,
no lima beans.
A cow will do, a cow will do,
no candy canes,
no window panes.

Sometimes we shiver when it's cold,
sometimes we haven't got a clue.
Sometimes we paint our ceilings gold
sometimes only a cow will do.

A cow will do, a cow will do,
no chicken pies,
no bitter lies.
A cow will do, a cow will do,
no frozen lakes,
no rattlesnakes.

A cow will do, a cow will do,
no spider legs
no scrambled eggs.
A cow will do, a cow will do,
no kitty hairs,
no grizzly bears.

Only one thing remains true,
sometimes only a cow will do.

( I don't know why a cow will do,
I don't know why I say it's so
I don't know why I wrote this too
I should have slept a while ago

I don't quite know what all this brings
I'm not quite sure what, why or how
I don't know why I say these things
I don't know why I chose the cow.

I should end here, so tootle-loo
or should I say, tootle-moo.
When given a choice between the two,
sometimes only a cow will do.)